you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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