If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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