people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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