Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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