party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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