Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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