Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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