i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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