on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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