She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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