I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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