That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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