Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I have post one night stand depression
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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