yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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