your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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