Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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