i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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