It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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