You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
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you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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