The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Buhtt sex?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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