I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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