He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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