from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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