I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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