What a fucking waste of an outfit
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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