In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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