I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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