I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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