I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Randomize
