so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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