Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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