No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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