problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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