can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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