so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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