Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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