chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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