Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?â€
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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