with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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