so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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