this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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