How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
