I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
They took my balls.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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