I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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