He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Less talking, more tequila
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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