It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I need a burrito and a hug.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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