is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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