Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
