I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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