it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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