doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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