She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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