No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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