Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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