He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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