I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
